New Year, Same You: Unfiltered Thoughts and Targets for 2024
December 31, 2023
Welcome back to Diary of a Bald Man with your host, Allen Woffard! In today's episode titled "New Year, Same You: Unfiltered Thoughts and Targets for 2024," Allen shares his unfiltered thoughts on setting goals and making changes in the new year. From personal targets like rowing and learning new languages to reflecting on the importance of maintaining healthy habits, Allen takes a no-holds-barred approach in his message to listeners. Join us as Allen lays down the blueprint for growth and success in 2024, complete with his signature humor and tough love. Stay tuned for a podcast episode that's raw, real, and unmistakably Allen.
Viral Topic: Disclaimer for the SHIT Show
Quote: "Hey, sinners. Welcome to the SHIT Show...If this is your 1st time coming on to the show, please be warned. There is some language involved."
— Allen Woffard [00:00:06 → 00:00:13]
"The Importance of Communication in the Digital Age": "But one of the things that we strive to do is connect to communication in a format that's becoming popular. You know, get your head out of your phone for a minute and listen to the words that are being said."
— Allen Woffard [00:00:47 → 00:00:57]
The Dangers of Social Media Obsession: "It it's bad enough that so many people watch certain things on the new social media and it drives them insane, something like this is gonna drive you completely batshit fucking bonkers."
— Allen Woffard [00:01:49 → 00:02:00]
New Year's Resolutions: "Don't expect any New Year's resolutions from me. I intend to remain the same awkward, sarcastic, foul mouth son of a bitch that you all know to come and love, and we'll use love loosely."
— Allen Woffard [00:02:59 → 00:03:10]
Aiming for Success: "You wanna aim for that center. You wanna get the high score, but, damn it, if you can get within a 2 inch grouping, you've done a lot."
— Allen Woffard [00:03:41 → 00:03:49]
Viral Topic: Language Learning Goals: "So I wanna take that. And my last one is to learn to speak Spanish fluently. So when I'm ordering fucking tacos or I'm talking to construction workers or I'm doing something like that, remember, this is the year of society and culture for the show. I wanna learn numerous, phrases in Italian, I wanna learn it in redneck. I wanna learn in Spanish, German, you know, because our show is very diverse. I as I told you, 39 countries. I wanna reach out to all of them, but I wanna be able to do like I did when I was living in the Philippines and on Guam as a young adult or a young male, be able to say, no. No."
— Allen Woffard [00:07:44 → 00:08:27]
Benefits of Red Wine for Heart Health: "The Resveratol and everything in the red wine is good for the heart. It brings me closer to people."
— Allen Woffard [00:10:07 → 00:10:12]
Viral Topic: Pursuing Greatness
Quote: "I do wanna focus on the writing, the communication but, you know, my overall mission for the year gave me my targets, gave you my 2, supporting elements to make those targets doable but my primary goal for the year is, like I said, the global connection."
— Allen Woffard [00:10:51 → 00:11:09]
2024 Growth: "Your environment is what's either gonna make you or break you. So in 2024, for you to grow, for me to grow, what are your supporting elements? What's your miracle grow? What's your backup if case there's a drought or in case there's a flood or it's fucking hot, and don't be dissuade by that, cactuses grow in the desert."
— Allen Woffard [00:12:07 → 00:12:26]
Setting Targets for Success: "Set a target. Do the best you can to hit the center mass, but be happy if you get inside the ring. There is nothing to hold you back."
— Allen Woffard [00:12:58 → 00:13:07]
Quote: "Hey, sinners. Welcome to the SHIT Show...If this is your 1st time coming on to the show, please be warned. There is some language involved."
— Allen Woffard [00:00:06 → 00:00:13]
"The Importance of Communication in the Digital Age": "But one of the things that we strive to do is connect to communication in a format that's becoming popular. You know, get your head out of your phone for a minute and listen to the words that are being said."
— Allen Woffard [00:00:47 → 00:00:57]
The Dangers of Social Media Obsession: "It it's bad enough that so many people watch certain things on the new social media and it drives them insane, something like this is gonna drive you completely batshit fucking bonkers."
— Allen Woffard [00:01:49 → 00:02:00]
New Year's Resolutions: "Don't expect any New Year's resolutions from me. I intend to remain the same awkward, sarcastic, foul mouth son of a bitch that you all know to come and love, and we'll use love loosely."
— Allen Woffard [00:02:59 → 00:03:10]
Aiming for Success: "You wanna aim for that center. You wanna get the high score, but, damn it, if you can get within a 2 inch grouping, you've done a lot."
— Allen Woffard [00:03:41 → 00:03:49]
Viral Topic: Language Learning Goals: "So I wanna take that. And my last one is to learn to speak Spanish fluently. So when I'm ordering fucking tacos or I'm talking to construction workers or I'm doing something like that, remember, this is the year of society and culture for the show. I wanna learn numerous, phrases in Italian, I wanna learn it in redneck. I wanna learn in Spanish, German, you know, because our show is very diverse. I as I told you, 39 countries. I wanna reach out to all of them, but I wanna be able to do like I did when I was living in the Philippines and on Guam as a young adult or a young male, be able to say, no. No."
— Allen Woffard [00:07:44 → 00:08:27]
Benefits of Red Wine for Heart Health: "The Resveratol and everything in the red wine is good for the heart. It brings me closer to people."
— Allen Woffard [00:10:07 → 00:10:12]
Viral Topic: Pursuing Greatness
Quote: "I do wanna focus on the writing, the communication but, you know, my overall mission for the year gave me my targets, gave you my 2, supporting elements to make those targets doable but my primary goal for the year is, like I said, the global connection."
— Allen Woffard [00:10:51 → 00:11:09]
2024 Growth: "Your environment is what's either gonna make you or break you. So in 2024, for you to grow, for me to grow, what are your supporting elements? What's your miracle grow? What's your backup if case there's a drought or in case there's a flood or it's fucking hot, and don't be dissuade by that, cactuses grow in the desert."
— Allen Woffard [00:12:07 → 00:12:26]
Setting Targets for Success: "Set a target. Do the best you can to hit the center mass, but be happy if you get inside the ring. There is nothing to hold you back."
— Allen Woffard [00:12:58 → 00:13:07]