If you’re talking to somebody over drinks, and you want them to do a spit-take, ask them this:
“So… how are you preparing for the day you die?”
Disclaimer: We’re joking. Please don’t actually do this with anyone. Except maybe your closest friend. Or, to be safe, just don’t do this with anyone, period.
The fact is, out of the two inevitable things in life – death and taxes – we love to complain about the latter… but almost never talk about the former.
But we should.