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Why I don't give blow jobs - a top 10 list
February 17, 2022
There are so many reasons I don't give blow jobs. I was thinking about it this morning, and thought I'd write them out, like a top ten.
Oh! The adventure! Here goes: 

10. Because Patriarchy!
Men putting their willy into women is a shining example of all that is patriarchy. So, a man shoving his boy bits into my mouth just tastes like... oppression.

9. Gag Reflex
Yeah. I have one. My first BF inadvertently got himself a Roman Shower... LOL!

8. Power
The whole patriarchy thing aside, if a man puts his little self into my mouth, then he has the upper hand, which takes power from me. Being a FemDom, I need all the power I can get (and cling desperately to), so I don't allow this.

Ditto for fucking. OMG! I can feel the power leaking out my pussy...

7. Funky (Spunky?) Taste
Let's face it, guys. Your junk produces a weird spunk... It tastes like saltwater mixed with cigarette ashes and a large dash of hopelessness. And the texture is like snot.

Eww.

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