...and that is why I hate you.
A podcast in which Matthew and Juaquime sit down for a little recreational complaining to discuss the types of people that drive us mad.
Episode 050: Video Blamers (with Paul Mattingly)
April 26, 2024 • 101 MIN
The famous Paul Mattingly joins the podcast. Star both Trek and Wars. Marvel, Deadpool, and Wolverine. Dave's DC Universe Disaster Diner. Matthew places some bets. Fresh and Fucked. Complaining about people who blame video games for violence and the degenerate youth.
Episode 045: Trans-Reformers (with Rin)
March 22, 2024 • 125 MIN
Strep throat. Is this how white people feel? eBay scammers (we still hate eBaes). Printers floating in the ocean. Microtransactions. We complain with our friend Rin about morons who think our transgender siblings need to be reformed.
Episode 044: Psychics & Mediums (with Judge Mentalist)
March 15, 2024 • 85 MIN
Santa's been naughty. Taekwondoubledon't. "Listener" mail about airpod assholes. Positive affirmation. Complaining about psychics and mediums swindling people out of their hard money with the one and only Judge Mentalist.
Episode 041: Insurance Companies
February 25, 2024 • 85 MIN
More on Madame Web. We made it to the moon. Fear the ocean. Juaquime almost drowns. Getting kinky. A marital conundrum. Listener mail. Complaining about the evil that is insurance companies.
Next week's topic: Woo Girls! You know - girls who love to party and go out boozing and like to shout "WOO" with the rest of their Woo-girl friends. Email us your thoughts at podcast@atiwihy.com or leave us a voicemail at (929) 564-4262!
Episode 040: Youth Sports Parents
February 17, 2024 • 79 MIN
A cold wait for a bus. Buying a shotgun. Sora comes for the internet. Google Gemini. Switching phone carriers. Political compass. Exercising. AHS. Complaining about parents who get aggressively involved in their childrens' sports.
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Episode 037: Double Downers
January 26, 2024 • 95 MIN
More arguing on the internet. Liu Kang debate. MamaMax and predator poachers. Would it be an ATIWIHY episode without some mention of Cyrax? The prison system. Corey Perry makes a bad pass. Afraid to compliment. Matthew gets called a sexist. Complaining about people who double down when presented with an alternative opinion.
Episode 036: The Christmas Spirit
December 23, 2023 • 124 MIN
Being sick. Full of cold air. Teens stabbing teens. Sue Klebold. The Completionist scandal. Other video game chatter. Double standards. We complain about those imbued with the Christmas spirit.
Reference videos:
Sue ‘My Son Shot Up Columbine’ Klebold (Timmy2Cents): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wfUJvB3YZq0
This YouTuber is LYING about Sue Klebold (Miorby): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OUCle_8Kc4U
Episode 035: Political Tailgaters
November 22, 2023 • 102 MIN
The moon position. A congressman gets into a fight with a teamster. Losing your job due to your political beliefs. Stereotyping your content. Book recommendations. A little bit of Marvel. Matt Rife is the man. We complain about people who treat political parties like sports teams.
Episode 034: Amateur Grief Counselors
October 20, 2023 • 87 MIN
1998 all over again. The Barbie Monologue. Digital blackface. Bad words. Tased by the cops. The Smiths. Women in sports. It's like the sun on the horizon. Two slices of pepperoni. Complaining about people who tell you how to grieve.
Episode 033: TikTok NPCs
October 5, 2023 • 118 MIN
Being sick sucks. Gen X vs. Millenials. Posing for family photos. Shib-Nig-Ra. Dragonball Z is Pro Wrestling. I gotta get them papers. Arguing on the internet, even when you win, you lose. Native American Genocide Day. I pity the white man. Complaining about TikTok Non-Player Characters and those that support them.
Episode 032: Old Schoolers
September 22, 2023 • 77 MIN
Pediatric physicals. Starfield hullabaloo. Fire sirens. Progress is progress. Listener mail. Everyone has a smell. Swooshy pants. Ass-part-uh-may and magnet-uh. The wax ring of poo protection. We complain about people who say they're old school to avoid being efficient and expedicious.
Episode 030: Ultracrepidarians
September 1, 2023 • 76 MIN
Matthew gets a root canal. Clean yourself up you dirty whore. Sleep paralysis. Rich Men North of Richmond. Is Skeletor running for president? Complaining about people who can't help but provide their opinion on topics about which they know very little.
Episode 027: Cheaters
July 28, 2023 • 102 MIN
If a tree falls on Juaquime's house in the middle of the night, will anyone hear it? Get a booster seat. I leave a little behind for later. Liberal cucks. TwitterX. Copa-Cola. Complaining about cheaters.
NOTE: We recorded this episode in person. We ended up with some echo issues. We fixed it as best we could, but sorry. Enjoy the dog barking, kids playing, and squeaky chairs.
Episode 026: Um, Actually Snobs
July 14, 2023 • 74 MIN
Affirmative action and the Supreme Court. Boss battles. Separating the art from the artist. Singing vs. performing. Molly in the club. Mad at Matthew. Complaining about snobs interjecting with the words "um, actually" to feign superiority.
Episode 025: Doggie Doo-Doo Terrorists
June 29, 2023 • 112 MIN
Reddit and third-party app developers. Cyrax gets a protestor. Dog bites. Do you think there is a reason the killer sodomized your husband with a banana? City liberals versus country conservatives. Hot air balloon murder. Positive affirmations. And that is why I love you. Clean your mud pie. Complaining about people who let their dog defecate on your lawn without cleaning it up.
Episode 024: Sovereign Citizens
June 16, 2023 • 89 MIN
Pick up your own damn kids. It's canon, though. Canadian wildfires in New York. Time as a task. Lolcows. There are few things in this world more upsetting than someone who's both stupid and arrogant. Complaining about the sovereign citizens "traveling" our streets.
Sovereign citizen getting pulled over: https://youtu.be/ODT-c8AVQBM
Sovereign citizen and his brother: https://youtu.be/_b0ke7u5ywU
Episode 023: Zen Douchebags/Buddhist Buttholes
June 2, 2023 • 63 MIN
Parenting. May I speak to your manager? Just keep Simmons. Complaining about zen douchebags and buddhist buttholes and their toxic positivity.
Enjoy this disjointed bank episode it took us three days to record. Patchwork, baby!
Episode 021: Small Talkers
May 12, 2023 • 88 MIN
Destroying your career on live television. The ethics of ROMs and emulators. The Little Mermaid goes woke. ChatGPT casualties. Complaining about people who initiate small talk when it is completely unnecessary.
Athletics Announcer Video: https://twitter.com/bubbaprog/status/1654679569117372416/
The Legendary Shockmaster: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fahljd_0xjA
Episode 020: Lazy Counterfeiters
May 8, 2023 • 105 MIN
Spoilers ruining Matthew's life. Zombie Jesus. Another day at the barbershop. Sucking tongue. Poor marketing outcomes. Republicans in drag. We complain about crappy counterfeit items.
This episode was recorded a couple weeks ago, but Matthew didn't get it edited until now. He sucks. Enjoy!
Episode 016: I'm Only Joking Insulters
March 16, 2023 • 109 MIN
Juaquime reviews a terrible movie. Boobies are for food. Pearly penile papules. Wow, that's... big. Pickle dick. Urgent care woes. Tiny high horse. Healthcare. I don't hope your house catches on fire. Complaining about people who insult you and brush it off as a joke.
Matthew's squeaky chair makes a return!
Episode 015: Pescatarians
March 3, 2023 • 71 MIN
Taco Bell isn't real food. More library talk. Age discrepancies in relationships. Reaction videos. More AI. Complaining about pescatarians.
Check out Malik Titus Bridge's Reflections: An Art Experience here: https://www.maliktitusbridges.com/reflections/p/reflections
Episode 013: Roblox Creators
February 9, 2023 • 134 MIN
Cocaine Bear. Prey good, Jurassic World Dominion bad. Generational gaps. ChatGPT. Poopy balls and sphincter mucus. Mr. Beast and the gift of sight. Velma. Horsecock nunchuks. Complaining about roblox creators ruining the gaming industry and our children.
Episode 011: PBFFs (Parental Best Friends Forever)
December 3, 2022 • 107 MIN
Nasty words and explaining them to your children. Strange World. Baby periods (yes, it's what you think) and baby facsimiles. Arguing on the internet (even when you win, you lose). Twitter. Cabinet of Curiosities. Mackin' it to a widow (of your best friend). Complaining about PBFFs (Parental Best Friends Forever). Parentheses, apparently.
Episode 010: The Catch-Up Episode
November 18, 2022 • 101 MIN
We've been off a bit, so we catch up this episode and forgo a traditional ATIWIHY topic. Joe Rogan enabling transphobia. NHL drama - cancel culture, or condign comeuppance? Halloween costumes. Teachers on OnlyFans.
Episode 009: Toilet Seat Pissers
October 20, 2022 • 105 MIN
The perilous nature of middle-management. Tea-bagging in the metaverse. Pink sauce. Lots of pee, poop, and genitalia talk. Complaining about people who piss on the toilet seat and don't clean it up.
Episode 005: Mobility Scooter Abusers
September 10, 2022 • 101 MIN
Matthew goes to Disney World and comes home with COVID. Complaining about those who abuse the availability of mobility scooters. Things that shouldn't be debatable. A whale of a problem. Stabbings and shootings. Bad friends. Rachel Dolezal. Laughing at old jokes.